Comments on: Scientology vault

By: Tommy Davis

Tommy Davis — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 20:13:05 +0000

“Hubbard had ordered a little girl who was a deafmute down into the chain locker sometime in 1968. Hubbard was going to cure her deaf-ness by shoving her down there! This came to my attention after she’d been there for about a week because the Master at Arms at the time, a beautiful girl, came to me and said, “John, I’ve got to have you come and see what’s going on.”

McMaster remembers once being asked by the Master at Arms to come and help her, He pulled up the wedge from the chain-locker, a dank and unhealthy part of the ship into which offenders were flung without food as a punishment. Out crawled a little girl who turned out to be a deaf-mute who had been unable to write her name and had incurred the Commodore’s wrath. “

By: bill

bill — Fri, 23 Dec 2005 04:05:51 +0000

sorry Tom*(and Katie) you’re in a cult

By: Pieter

Pieter — Sat, 17 Dec 2005 23:00:45 +0000

Here more details about the vault

By: sam

sam — Thu, 01 Dec 2005 01:48:35 +0000

look we invented not one but two wheels. Ok now lets skip the rest, and focus on time travel in an airplane? what a religion, try us again in 2077 when were all bored of the apocalypse.

By: Luke

Luke — Wed, 30 Nov 2005 00:26:15 +0000

Ah, those silly scientologists… I remember reading about this on fark and someone said in a few thousand years when scientists from the future discover this tomb, they will cry.

By: Keith T.

Keith T. — Tue, 29 Nov 2005 23:38:26 +0000

Or, you know, they could simply land a regular plane on the airstrip directly to the southwest.

By: Asprine

Asprine — Tue, 29 Nov 2005 13:35:32 +0000

Southpark episode of Scientology
http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=RRVlUuI89cQ