Tuesday, 26th December 2006 by James Turnbull
Aliens have been trying to communicate with us puny humans for years now, usually via the confusing medium of drawing circles in Britain’s fields.
But a recent trend shows them branching out into more direct forms of communication with actual words being carved into our crops.
Of course they haven’t fully developed a grasp of our primitive languages, as seen in this example of childishly rude crop writing just beside Edinburgh Airport.
What, oh mighty alien lifeforms, are you trying to tell us?