Big Brother 7 UK
Thursday, 18th May 2006 by Alex Turnbull
Update: For anyone who watched the first episode, can I just say... Oh. My. God. I really do despair.
Oh blimey. Is it that time of year again already?
This year, they've gone and hidden 100 golden tickets in special Kit-kat bars around the UK, all of which go on sale tonight at 10.30pm. From all the people who find the tickets, one lucky winner will be selected at random to become the very latest to enter the Big Brother house.
To the north of the building you can see the audience barriers which the contestants will walk between on their way in, the stage they pose on (that's the white splodge), and the steps up into the house itself. They change the layout of the interior and garden every year, but you can compare this to any of the last 4 floor plans if you like!
Thanks to Pete and his wife.
About the author
Alex has decided that his title will be Senior Vice President of Stuff.
In case anyone is interested, I can tell you this isn’t this years’ Big Brother house. The garden is smaller this year, and is roughly 8-shaped. They’ve lopped some bits off the south end of the garden.
Also, if you go North and a bit west from here there’s a plane with a weird inverted shadow. There is also evidence of some kind of laser gun battle around nearby houses in Borehamwood. It’s really cool!
Oh, you’ve got to be kidding me. This is a prank that you Brits are playing on naive ‘ol me, the silly, clueless American, right? Do you seriously do this?
No I’m sorry this is no prank, I’m afraid we really do still do this. And it is truly terrifying.
I believe the Brits did it before the Americans. And the Germans did it before the Brits.
While we’re here… Big Brother US House
OMG, it’s just terrible (again). All of them are just, awful.
I guess it was the success of that GLC celebrity that made them put two welsh folk in there.
While I’m sure that Pete guy has probably been diagnosed with Tourette’s, I get the feeling that he’s putting on the Coprolalia a bit much.
Ken, they do seem to be even worse than ever before don’t they? I mean, they haven’t even pretended to put any normal people in!
Pshh, get over yourselves. We in America have to put up with worse crap than that with our politics fer cryin’ out loud. Are there any Californians who would care to comment on the 2003 gubernatorial race, in which Arnold Schwarzenegger won?
See, earlier, I was commenting on the Kit Kat golden ticket thing. I still don’t fully believe that.
oooooooooooommmmmmmmggggggggggggggg
it’s simply magnificent. Hopefully there could be a murder this year or maybe a ritual suicide.
lol! I had wondered if a suicide might be an option this year…
Poor, poor mentally and socially incapacitated people.
In a strange echo of loren’s sentiments… oooommmmmgggg.
Apparently they’ve actually put him on suicide watch.
That’s it, I’m not watching it any more. And I’m definitely not looking up any more news about it.
sezer is well fit and bb 7 is wiked and pete should win or nikki sherie n tasha from manchester x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x
pete is great hope he wins glad shabaz has gone the gay twat lol sezer is still well fit cant beleve he went wit imogen . dawn stinks (get some deodrant) smelly cow .nikki + lisa r mint but we rnot likin mikey sexist twat . see you soon xXxXxXxXxXxX
hiya again
Hmm. I’m starting to wish I’d never posted this. It seems that this page is ranking highly on a search for Big Brother 7.
P.S. Given where sherie tasha sarah’s IP address resolves to, I’d guess that her comments aren’t even ironic in the slightest…
Your Google ranking is great on this thread considering the amount of Bollox Big Brother sites out there Alex, just take the traffic mate, it can only do you good. Sherie Tasha Sarah sound like well rounded individuals so maybe you, me, a couple of horses may just be able to satisfy there every need! whatdoyouthink? By the way watch out for the GSS search Dashboard Widget soon to be on the apple site!
i think nikki is a lovely lass but fuck is she pissing me off. if shes feeling cramped now whats she gunna feel like in a few more weeks and she keeps complaining. i think nikki and sezer would be a nice couple because nikki is being played by george and sezer is being played by imogen. grace is a bitch but not in an abovious sort of way just little things. Lea needs to stay away from the boys their a lot younger and im sure its not very comforting having a sack of ff or somthing size tits in your face. well apart from glyn who i think quite fancies her. so glade shabbaz is gone and dawn she was smelly and boring so was bonnie but i think she should have stayed as she didnt come out of her shell. richard is very smart getting everyone to like him as a father figure cause no one would think of nominating him. pete is wicked so is lisa but i think hes playing lisa as i think he kind of likes lea. miki is lovely but he just needs to stay aways from grace so that grace as no one cause she is treating the boys like shit. if it was a boy doing what grace was doing no one would like it and not like the boy so you know.
Well having been on the short list of BB4 i an say I’m not mad or crazy (A-HEM) I just can’t help watching it I get sooooooooooooooooooooooo excited everynight to see em all. I would still like to go in but MAN the paperwork ha ha ha xx
omg
hiya, i am stephanie and i am 13.
i really love pete. as in fancy him. he’s cute, sexy, funny, loving and the most a girl could have. i really would like him to win. in one of my magazines it said that for him to win, it was 5/1. VERY GOOD CHANCES. he was the lowest.
love
x steph x
Oh my god! Can anyone else see what a bitch Grace is?! Imogen isn’t much better but Grace is one of those people that makes out like she’s everyones friend and then bitches behined their back. Not a fan. Plus don’t even get me starting on how she’s messing around Mikey, she just wants attention from it really. Poor Mikey, he is a bit dull not to see it though eh
Get Grace outta there!!!!!!!!! What the heck, “i’m a mature 20 year old” my arse. Does she not have the most irritating EVERYTHING about her…. She’s so not doing herself any favours. I still say Pete to win what a HUNKY BLOKE haha, what a cutie. Felt very sorry for Nikki the past few days… xxxxx Love the cream
Grace. Really. What can I say, she’s a two faced cow! She is just playing Mikey, wanting attention, and as so as she leaves she’ll finish him and get with the first famous guy to speak to her. For a lugh…oh and fame would be nice i guess – Grace. Freak. That’s her reason fo going in the house. FAME! On the other hand, PETE! omg.
George is so gorgeous, I totally love him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Does anyone know his surname?
Ps. I agree with him that public school kids should be labelled posh. I go to a public school >:(
I’m still on one about Grace………….. lol
OMG OMG OMG i love pete i think he is so lovable. i wish he was mine 🙁 but unfortunatly we cant all get what we desperatly want lol. i think he is the only decent person in that house and i wouldnt think i would watch it if he wasnt on it lol. i think he will stay sweet till the very end and i hope he wins i love him and dont you think the terrets is soo cute, i do i love that bout him and how he doesnt apologise after suden outbursts of wanker lol people vote for pete plz plz lol
I actually know Grace from Notting Hill. She is everything everyone has said – a horrible ugly girl.
o.m.g grace and imigion are di*ks !!!!!!! they are so 2 faced and slabber bou every 1 i cant stand them !!!!!!!
right so lea’s done me in now a little………………… i think shes instigating…. hmmmm still in love with pete and aislenes bottom isn’t that great
does anyone know petes surname
I do…………… it’s Pete Bennett… xx
do u pl know where this is on google earth???
OMG! yessss! Grace is up for nomination- and we all know she is guna go! shes got to. shez one hell of a 2faced bitch, and frankly, isnt even that gorgeous- a round face and a squashed button nose- not what i would say is a stunner. so can she please stop being so f**king vain! arg. she makes me mad- and there is NOWAY tht Nikki shuld leave- she is a real contribution to the house, without her evry1 would be dead bored! love her! GET GRACE OUT! not like im the only one who thinks so- shes guna feel the blow from the public when she leaves those doors- i almost feel sorry for her. almost.
Grace needs to Go!! Pete is goin to win he’s lush lol!! Nikki n lisa r soooo funi lol cant wait till eviction nite to c that grace gets booed! lol love from jazz kate n benXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXxx
I am so happy Grace isssssssssssss outta there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! na, it’s horrible but hey!! Lea’s next she is so doing one’s bonnet in!!! I think Nikki is hilarious and wow all those fixed boobie doo’s!!!!!!!!!!!! lol GO PETE YOU ROCK and YEAH A BIRD SHAT ON YOU lol
grace is so two faced i voted for grace do te same, pete 2 win
grace is soo leavein she such a bitch hehehehehehedh!!!
xxxx zara 4 lee xxxx
ha h a hahaha a a aahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
bye bye Grace xx