Top 10 Naked People on Google Earth
Tuesday, 28th November 2006 by Alex Turnbull
You've all seen the original Google Sightseeing Topless Sunbather already, but did you know that the Hague is in fact completely overrun with naked and semi-naked Dutch men and women? Yes people, it's time to get your magnifying glasses out, because here comes the Top 10 Naked People on Google Earth!
10) The one that got so many people so hot under the collar. Many people think she's on her front, but personally I remain unconvinced.
9) Very close to the original topless sunbather, this one is definitely female, I think. It looks like she's lying on her front, and she does appear to have some kind of top on, so keep your hair on people!
8 ) Just six doors down, here's a half-naked Dutch, person. Wearing a sarong perhaps?
7) This ones been widely discussed on other sites, but I personally reckon this is a guy, wearing shorts. Phew!
6) This person thinks they have privacy on this rooftop (haven't they seen Enemy of the State?), and they're definitely topless! (Sex unknown of course, but topless nevertheless.)
5) Outside a café on the beach (presumably before it opened that day), we find someone sitting calmly in a chair, blissfully unaware the whole world can now see them in their birthday suit.
4) The previous nudist may have also been unaware that just on the other side of the building, there was another person sunning themselves - flat on their back and completely in the altogether! Does anyone know someone that works in this café by the way?
3) Again on the beach, here's a couple of naked people who think they can hide behind a wind-break! Pah! Don't they know there is no escape?
2) Hiding away behind some bushes is no escape either... Mind you, I wish that person would keep their legs together. Yeuch!
1?) Well, do you know of a better one? I'm sure there's loads more brilliant ones yet to be found, so get searching! Post a comment with your find then I'll add the best ones here.
Thanks to the Keyhole Users.
The internet is over flowing with naked people doing naughty things to each other and yet we still get all excited by some tiny people about 10 pixels high (and they are not even naked most of the time). I think its really funny that people spend so much time and effort searching the globe for naked people on Google earth and yet you can get all the pink skin you want on the t’internet in a couple of clicks. Aint folk funny?
The naked people on beaches or beach cafes are prolly on the nude beach. About half of the coasline is reserved for nudists, and yes, they also have nude beach cafes.
As long as the cafe staff is clothed, I guess.
It would be cool to create a schedule of satellite flyovers, so the world of wired geeks could stage a mass mooning.
Ha! We’re all naked in Holland when the sun comes out. We only get about 3 hours of sun every year, so you better show all your skin when it happens. Vitamin D is hard to get otherwise!
Er, don’t eat the sausages at that cafe! You don’t know where they’ve been!
if the bird went over my country … u cud have seen a lot of sunbathers … coz thats one of the main things we sell here … the sun the sea and the sand … but the pics r of not that good quality yet this part of the world … rugmeister :: that would be very kewl … hehe … imagine the possibilties … hehe …
Congratulations on conducting this important work that will benefit all humanity.
Didn’t they see the surveillance plane coming?
try lat=52.0881609294, lon=4.31134757755
lat=52.0849886412, lon=4.29915348736 lat=52.0669187606, lon=4.2921422 (biggest potbelly)
I’m with cookie monster.
sick perverts 😀
Just type “nudist” into maps.google.com and you’ll get tonnes of nudist camps/colonies all over the place. I’m sure you’ll find lots of 10-pixel high naked people 🙂
Why can’t I zoom into the level of your snapshots show, when I click the links? Not that I want to see naked people… uh.. ya..just .. uhmm trying to prove they aren’t really naked… ya that’s the ticket.
Sorry IglooGod, I should have pointed out that you can only see them at that resolution (and higher!) when viewing in Google Earth. Once you’ve clicked a link, there’s a link on the left hand side to open the location in GE.
https://www.googlesightseeing.com/gearth/top-10-naked-people-on-google-earth.kml
i’m moving to the hague in a few weeks, i’ll let everyone know about the cafe.
Greets from The Netherlands!!
Now, to join up all the naked bathers in a connect-the-dots fashion. Imagine the possible configurations beyond squinting!
xDD
Maybe in some years … we´ll see the face of the people with Google Earth .. dangerous tool Google Earth!!!
Hey, Google — don’t you think it’s about time that you raised your paltry resolution???
This is new ? Sort of reminds me of lady who called the police about a naked man showering who did not have the decency to close the curtain. When the policeman answered that the nearest home was a distance away and that he could not see anything much the women responded that of course you had to use a good set of binoculaurs. http://www.tratfor.com
how can you see so big pictures, when i zoom maximum i can only see buildings, the people are just dots 🙁 :S
About number 7 of this list: “This ones been widely discussed on other sites, but I personally reckon this is a guy, wearing shorts. Phew!”. A local newspaper dispatched a reporter to the address and interviewed the widely discussed sunbather. It turned out that the sunbather is not a naked man, but a naked woman (age 61) and she is naked! According to the article she does her sunbathing in the morning… naked!
https://www.googlesightseeing.com/maps?p=&c=&t=k&hl=en&ll=53.111136,8.834781&z=19
I don’t know what the big deal is. They are naked bodies. Big deal. Nothing special there. It is no different than raw chicken displayed at the grocery store. In a group it is nothing. Inches away or something you can touch alone, singularily, then it is something to get excited about.
For some reason these images make me think of The Simms.
i need to find out how to get pictures like this,you know to see if someones vehicle is where its supposed to be
OMDAYZ! im 11 bt i didnt look at those pics. On google earth i found my mates house but i cant find mine -_- 🙁
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LOL personally…. who cares? It’s funny as all hell, and the sausage comment… lmbo…. If the staff is naked, i’d hate to be a cook… ouch when that grease splatters LOL
looks for a magnifying glass 🙂
“T’internet” is a conjunction of “the” and “internet”, therefore a phrase like “the t’internet” is erroneous.
How about some pics of people fornicating?! How about some pics of the people who are watching this blog!!!
“7) This ones been widely discussed on other sites, but I personally reckon this is a guy, wearing shorts. Phew!”, this is probably a photo from a plane. Not from google earth. Look at the angle.
I have already reached 2GB of disk size in GE. Can I increase it above 2GB, e.g. 3GB or even
10GB.
haha ha, never thought of that, thats just too funny to know that a satelite will one day take a pic of me while sun-bathing. Great post!
Cool Top 10 list – what is the next? the oldest viewest Google-Earth Peoples?
Great Idea 🙂 Greetings from Germany
André
Look here, adresses from nudist resorts from all over the world:
http://www.nfn.nl/?pag=5&categorieid=&kaartid=23#
I tried several, but I couldn’t find any skin. 😉
i need the real world
@Jokke, you posted on december 20th, 2006 at 2:24 pm “this is probably a photo from a plane. Not from google earth. Look at the angle”
That is true, but all pictures in google maps/earth of the netherlands are taken from a plane. Although the pictures of the hague (where these were taken) are of a better quality because the plane was required to fly relatively low because of commercial flightpaths above the hague.
And you can assume that most better quality maps are made using planes instead of sattelite images.
Only 10 naked people in all the world?
Se puserem a minha foto de eu trepando em cima da laje eu vou processar o Google Earth ! E tenho dito !
Shocking! The world is full of naked people! =)
More seriously, I guess that is the closest some people get to a naked fellow human. It’s much much more fun when the distance is in millimeters 🙂
The addresses are not always marked correctly but at least they are in the same neighborhood. I found my childhood home catty-corner across the street from where it was indicated. I would not have recognized it if it had not been for the fact that it was one of three identical apartment houses that really stood out from thre rest of the neighborhood. It would also be helpful if one knew when the last pass was taken that was posted.
hey its a nice view 4rm wat im seein
Bondi Beach:
View Placemark
The name of the pub on the beach is : Moby Dick The beach is a legalised nude beach,it is to my knowledge the only one in the whole world located near a main town.
http://www.strandpaviljoenmobydick.nl/ (sorry,only Dutch site)
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man you people have huge problems… you serious have to get laid quick. who sitts down and brows trough google earth to find naked people… it confirmed… it is a lot of sick people in this world, and you are one of them. please get a life!!!!!
wow its cool site is there any possibility that i can see live also but be sure real one plz thx tc
this is my best find on the internet and i wasnt even looking for anything remotley like it. I dont even car if this is a spoof or not its fantastic, clerly someone has more time on there hands then me. wow good look searching every one i will tell every one i know about this site.
What an unbelievable waste of time.