Naked Couple
Friday, 14th March 2008 by Alex Turnbull
A man and a woman, right? Which one's which though? And the most important question of all... are they really naked?
Thanks to Christian Stüben.
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Alex has decided that his title will be Senior Vice President of Stuff.
I was going to make a tediously predictable and possibly racist comment that may or may not have included the words “Germans” and “sun loungers” …….but i obviously wouldnt stoop so low.
On the right, I see a man with white boxers on… I’m not sure about who the person on the left is.
But most of all, this reminds me of the first two parts of GTA 🙂
if it is a man and woman, my money’s on the man being the one with arms behind his head. And arms by the sides and hands flat on the lounge chair seems a female pose to me.
I think the one on the left looks sort of like they are maybe wearing a yellowish bikini, might just be my eyes, guy on the right has white shorts/boxers on im agreeing with ArCgon on that one
They look inflatable to me
I Totally agree with Keith T. and the “pose theory”. This theory is also consistent with the body shapes (marked hips and waist for female)
Go to the east and you will see a high wooden fence. Other people within the perimiter may also be naked. I reckon it’s a nudist holiday place.
What time of year was this picture taken? Looks as though the trees don’t have any leaves. That got me thinking that it was cold there, though obviously that need not be so.
i think the person on the left is wearing a tan suit. and the person on the right is prob wearing white shorts
If you look just due south you’ll see Krankenhaus Lennep…and I think Krankenhaus is german for ‘Hospital’. I hope there’s a mental asylum in there, they’d be up for a good nudie show.
Maybe the german translator can help?
Actually, I think I found the place.
http://www.qype.co.uk/place/13503-H2O-Remscheid
All of the comments say that it’s a family place with stuff for the kids including trampolines and a mini wave pool. I don’t know the common nudity practices in Germany but that just wouldn’t fly here in the States.
Sorry to disappoint you, but the H2O website mentions nothing of nudism. So if this is that place, they ain’t nude. As to what doesn’t fly in the states: That could be a whole discussion of its own …
It’s the Sauna in Lennep, so it’s probable they’re naked: http://www.h2o-badeparadies.de/sauna_bad/2006/index.html
Theres an alien in the playground further north:
https://www.googlesightseeing.com/maps?p=&c=&t=k&hl=en&ll=51.203552,7.273414&z=22
I agree with Ben’s first post.
It almost looks like there is a head lying on the ground between them!
to Ben: hey, nice alien you found there. What is he doing? Phone home? to all others: yep, it is a public bath / swimming pool, with separated sauna / spa / steambath area at the lower left. And yep, they are nude. And no, i am none of the two (even if i visit this bath often), and i am not the head in the middle ;-), i would say this is something like a bag with food, drinking water, or similar. greetings from germany Chris
Big brother is watching you, too.
to George Orwell: Yep. And another doubleing in resolution, googlemaps and -sightseeing will be sentenced to massive censoring 😉 greetings from germany Chris
looks like the regular german pervert (left) and his sex-doll (right) to me… 😉
(Ich hab nix gegen die Deutschen. Ihr seid schon OK!)
to Feigi: and we (the germans) have nothing against repressed americans. Yep. We like america and the people living there. greetings from germany Chris
I’m from Austria, but I hope you like us too. 😉
Klar, Feigi, Österreich mag ich auch. Solange es dort Cartoonisten wie Manfred Deix gibt. Und solange Österreicher frisches Blut in amerikas Politik und Filmindustrie bringen. Und Urlaub wird dieses Jahr wieder im Stubaital gemacht. Genau hier View Placemark (47.102703,11.28840) (hoffentlich klappt das jetzt mit dem Link) Versprochen! Grüße aus Deutschland Chris
i think the one to the left is laying on his/her stomach..
Search “Bondi Beach.” Zoom in and scan the coastline
i think this is already fake ,because the images are not so clear.you can only identify here that there is someone.
I’m clearly missing the entertainment value in a few skin-colored pixels. I think it’s remarkable that so many people still consider clothing essential, or would consider these finds significant. Hopefully the resolution improves before they get around to catching this naturist on camera, so at least all the daily trips to the gym, costly diet, patient hair-care, and full-body sun exposure will have been confirmed as worthwhile.
Just now I’m about to go soak in my backyard spa in broad daylight with a little spiked coffee, just a bit of personal Boxing Day wind-down. Happy shooting GE (location: southern Nevada USA), and good luck with that gender identification, seekers. I’ll try to keep conspicuous.