Internet fan says he found the face of Satan using Google Earth
Friday, 9th July 2010 by Alex Turnbull
INTERNET fan Luther Blissett told yesterday how he found the ANTICHRIST - on Google Earth.
The 26-year-old recognised the image of the Devil as he trawled the map site looking for Pagan holiday destinations. The horned beast Lucifer can be seen clearly in satellite pictures of woodland near America's deeply religious city of Atlanta, Georgia.
Sales assistant Alan Smithee, 38, of Wrexham, said: "I don't believe in God or anything, but clearly this is Satan, nobody can deny that."
The face of Beelzebub has been seen in sewage treatment pools, chip pan fat, and Internet forum posts, but not previously in satellite images.
Note to the editors of the Sun: We've written this article in the style of your own stories to save you the effort of rewriting it when you inevitably rip it off.1
Many thanks to our source, Anthony!
Previously on Google Sightseeing: Face of Jesus found in Hungarian field.
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It looks more like Mr T to me! C’mon, I’m not the only one who can see it, am I?
I pity the fool …
I ain’t gettin’ on no Google Earth!
Luther Blisset is looking good for 28. All that football must keep him young.
Good to see that, since his last flop, Alan Smithee has found work too.
Alan Smithee, huh? I hear he’s a very accomplished film director.
It actually makes me think of the silver surfer from fantastic 4.. But leave it to google, to reveal such anomalies!
Interesting view…. but how about the coordinates I sent in a few months ago, which clearly show a woman wearing a shawl, at exactly 42 deg north and 114 deg 28 min west (eye altitude 15 miles). I believe this view is almost as good as the “iPod Indian” of Canada.
This is how they create their names (for non-serious news):
First name – Stick a pin in one of those “Baby name” books. Surname – Stick a pin in the Phone Book.
Jess> Alan Smithee used to be a name used when a finished movie was too awful for the director to be associated with. Or some other dispute. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Smithee
Lame, you can’t find a picture of a myth on GE.