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Half Naked Woman Crop Circle

Monday, 10th March 2008 by Alex

It’s hard not to see the rear of a naked woman in the shapes made by this field in Sicily, Italy.

As you can see though, the title of this post refers not to the fact that she’s half naked (as she clearly has no clothes on at all), but rather that she’s only half a woman - as she seems to be missing all her limbs. And her head.1

Thanks to Santi.


  1. “Naked Torso Crop Circle” wouldn’t have got very many of you reading this post. Other alternative titles considered were “World’s Largest Arse” and “Alien Pornography”. 

18 Responses to 'Half Naked Woman Crop Circle'

  1. 1. Ben Lancaster says:

    Misleading title, shouldn’t it read “Naked Half Woman”?

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    2. Rob says:

    That is the best looking field I’ve seen in years. And I’ve seen a few.

  3. 3. Edward says:

    She’s not completely naked, as there’s something around her waist. Really skimpy thong, perhaps?

    Any theories as to what the tattoo on her back is of?

  4. 4. Christopher says:

    Edward, I think that’s a birthmark

  5. 5. koen says:

    Baby got back.

    Good to see that our alien overlords appreciate the beauty of the female derrière.

  6. 6. cookie monster says:

    Unless Google Earth has managed to get Mrs Cookie Monster in a shot then the title “Worlds Largest Arse” is still up for grabs! :)

  7. 7. mrs cookie monster says:

    No supper for you!

  8. 8. koen says:

    She left her fingerprint here:

    Placemark: Google Maps / Google Earth

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    9. Alex says:

    @Ben - Yes, it was designed to be misleading ;) It’s all a matter of punctuation really. Think of it as “Half Naked-Woman Crop Circle” if that makes it easier to grok!

  10. 10. nova72 says:

    When I saw the thumbnail, my thoughts were here upper body is turned facing the camera and the “birthmark” is actually a single breast or it could be just a single breast on the back, which is altogether possible if it were alien.

    @Edward. the dark line between the arse would just be the shadow of the massive cheeks. The line across the waist looks more like a untied belt that is coming off.

  11. 11. Weird says:

    It could also be a male torso.

  12. 12. Nathaniel says:

    How can you be sure it’s not a guy? (It’s a trap!)

  13. 13. Nathaniel says:

    Dang, I should reload the page before posting a comment.

  14. 14. Ben says:

    The lady is situated in the Parco Regionale della Madonie (The madonnas (plural) national park), where they say:

    “The fauna is characterized by the 65% of the nesting birds and by all the mammals which can be found in Sicilia”

    So she must be one of those. Could be a tribute to Monica Bellucci, who wasn’t born here (in Umbria) but who epitomises Sicily in the style of Dolce e Gabbana, who have a love affair with this territory. Or there’s MAria Grazie Cuccinotta, beuatiful Sicilian famouse for her role in Il Postino.

    Or maybe I just want to rant about Sicily and Sicilians.

  15. 15. koen says:

    Looks like this sight is beating the Safari in the ratings!

  16. 16. andarchen says:

    Monica Bellucci in one of her moives

    after link to that picture ,you will agree what Ben said .

  17. 17. Isaac says:

    THATS WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT

  18. 18. Kiwiey says:

    Uh oh, someone may want to get that mole checked out. Cancerous?

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