All sights in category 'Rudeness'

Google Sightseeing takes you on tour of the world as seen from satellite, using the free Google Earth program, or Google Maps in your web browser. Each weekday your guides James and Alex present new weird and wonderful sights as suggested by readers.

The editors: James & Alex

Girl Flashes Chest at Street View Car

Friday, 16th May 2008 by Rob

It was inevitable. As people became aware of the Google Street View Camera Car, people were going to use it to get their five minutes of fame - now we have the girl who will forever be known as the first person to flash her chest at the Google Street View car.

Thankfully for her, the main event was not captured, proving that even the most shameless behaviour still requires good timing!

In the past, we have had more opportunity-grabbing clowns, such as those who have been caught relieving themselves, people who attempt to perform complex bicycle stunts, and the man who made himself famous for giving the Google crew the finger. Perhaps an extension of their new face blurring technology is needed to curb these miscreants?

Thanks: Streetviewfun

Naked Couple

Friday, 14th March 2008 by Alex

A man and a woman, right? Which one’s which though? And the most important question of all… are they really naked?

Thanks to Christian Stüben.

Half Naked Woman Crop Circle

Monday, 10th March 2008 by Alex

It’s hard not to see the rear of a naked woman in the shapes made by this field in Sicily, Italy.

As you can see though, the title of this post refers not to the fact that she’s half naked (as she clearly has no clothes on at all), but rather that she’s only half a woman - as she seems to be missing all her limbs. And her head.1

Thanks to Santi.


  1. “Naked Torso Crop Circle” wouldn’t have got very many of you reading this post. Other alternative titles considered were “World’s Largest Arse” and “Alien Pornography”. 

Intimate Rooftop Moment?

Friday, 1st February 2008 by James

On a rooftop in the Netherlands we find a blurry picture that may, possibly, if-you-squint-your-eyes, might appear to be two people that are lying very close to each other.

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Now, I’m not going to speculate what these people are doing in the privacy of their rooftop. In fact, I’m not even sure that there’s more than one person there!

For all we know this is just some run-of-the-mill topless sunbathing, right? I mean, what else could it be?

Thanks to “IRoN CYbOrG”

Google Sightseeing 2007 Awards

Monday, 31st December 2007 by James

As 2007 draws to a close we present our choices for the best posts of the year.

Best Mystery

There were numerous contenders for the most confusing or bizarre images, but our pick is the Mystery Plane Outline, as even the generally accepted answer, that these are small rocks arranged in the shape of a plane, still begs the question: “But why bother?”.

Best personal project

In February we were impressed with one man’s attempt to single-handedly recreate a cruise ship in his front drive.

Lamest World Record

The Largest Wooden ship in the world from April easily wins this prize, due to having a less-than-exciting title and the fact that the specially built ship has never even been in the water!

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A special mention also goes to the German towns squabbling over who has the most unintentionally leaning building.

Our Brains Hurt Award

Getting our heads around the Island and Lake recursion from September’s Island Week 2 was almost too much, but I think we get it now…

Best Smallest Thing

We loved the idea of the world’s smallest parks from January, but the world’s smallest municipal park was just too darn small to see from satellite! Fortunately, Google now have a street view shot of it.

Best World’s Most Enlarged Thing

In the last year we’ve featured many, many sights that claim to be the “World’s largest something” but our pick for the Best Largest something is the World’s largest fingerprint.

Best Imagery

Undoubtedly the most amazing images to be found in Google Earth are the African Megaflyover project aerial shots, and the best of these images were highlighted in November’s Google Sightseeing Safari.

Best Blurry Pictures

Some of the aerial images in Google Earth are amazingly high resolution, but not high enough for our tour of miniature parks across the globe, which ended up as a list of blurry blobs that sort-of look like the Eiffel tower.

Best Landart

The ancient Incan geoglyph of a cat is fantastic, and much more intersting and attractive than kfc’s logo stunt.

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Most Ignored Warning

A few days after we posted this year’s April fools joke: “Live Satellite Images in Google Earth” we updated the entry with a banner warning users that it was a prank and there are no live images to be seen. Did anyone read that? Of course not! We still get a new message almost every week from someone who fell for the joke and wants to know where the live images are.

Most In-Depth Post

For a long time it had no decent imagery, so during Island Week this year we really went to town on our Easter Island post, and managed to condense 2,000 years of history into a mere 600 words.

Best Large Type

The rooftop message “Welcome to Cleveland” isn’t very interesting at first glance, until you realise that the message is over 400 miles away in Milwaukee!

So that’s our picks of the year, but with over 250 entries in 2007, what were your favourites?

Wishing you all a happy and prosperous 2008 - see you all next year!

Even more puerile artwork

Friday, 7th December 2007 by James

When we first saw this sports field of a Pennsylvania high school, we reacted with “Oh, great, another crudely drawn willy, are there really no original field graffitti artists anymore?”

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Unable to say anything worthwhile, we forgot about this sight and relegated it to the slow news day pile.

However, today we’ve been swamped with emails suggesting the sight, so we’re posting it now purely because we really don’t want to see it ever again.

Please, stop suggesting we look at this penis. We can’t take it anymore.1

Many thanks to Tom, Steve, J Brett, Rich, Guido, H Dog, Mike and many, many others for thinking of us :D


  1. If you’ve enjoyed this sight, then you’ll definitely enjoy the mildly NSFW Rudeness category

More Puerile Roof Art

Friday, 24th August 2007 by Alex

Actually, you could barely call this childish scrawl on the roof of a French University “art” (stop sniggering).

By my calculations (yes, I measured), at around 7.7 metres this is actually the smallest of the penises so far found on Google Earth. Slightly smaller than the English School roof one (7.9 metres), a bit smaller than the Cerne Abbas Giant’s 8.3 metre member, and completely dwarfed by the massive 53.4 metre phallus etched into this frozen lake in Connecticut.

However at 7.98 metres across, I’m pretty sure this qualifies as the world’s largest drawing of an arse.

See also: The Pen 15 Club, Rude Alien Crop Art and The Cerne Abbas Giant.

Thanks to Arno and Eric.

Half Naked Sunbathing Girls on Google Street View

Thursday, 31st May 2007 by Alex

I wonder how these girls feel about being half naked for all the world to see on Google Street View?

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Does anyone know who they are?

Update: I’ve just realised that for most of these Street View sights, you can move down the street a little and change your perspective on things.